baby on board

this is my official announcement to the interwebs that my wife and i are expecting a baby on august 29th. its name will be dinosaur and it will be able to fly. my mother is already knitting dinosaur a cape with lots of cool utility pockets for things like grappling hooks and laser beams and pieces of rope and gum. oh, and a cell phone.

the dog is already jealous, which she expresses each night by reciting limericks and baking pies. we think we'll have several children, because it has turned out to be useful and entertaining to have a jealous dog in the house.

in conclusion, dinosaur will only eat our enemies, not our friends. for our friends, we'll have dinosaur earn his/her allowance by flying up to their roofs to help put up christmas lights. but only if they're not tacky.

peace.